New Lunch Choice

By: Grace Green
A new and strange food is offered at Syringa to give students “the power of knowledge”.  The lunch ladies deny rumors of drugging the students to be “smart young ones “. On October 18, 2012, the lunch ladies at Syringa Middle School offered a new lunch choice, Mystery Meat.  Some students report that sometimes this mystery meat tastes sweet and light.  Another student reported that he had to stay home for a week after eating barely any of this strange food.  The sixth, seventh, and even the eighth graders at Syringa are creating a petition to stop the madness of The Mystery Meat Abomination.